Christy Clark, a Chicken with lips....Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!

Well, well, well, CKNW must have shit for brains, I mean really, Christy Clark is a perfect example, as you know Brian from Garden Bay forced Cluck Cluck Clark to retract for lying about B.C. Ferries, but why would a radio station allow a rapidly aging brain dead Libertarian to spew venom daily into the airwaves?

It`s clear to anyone that listens to the once great CKNW that Crusty Clark hates teachers, school boards and public education, Christy the stutterer Clark has made it perfectly clear, she believes in the Fraser institute and a two class society, day in and day out Crusty has one thing on her mind, to degrade teachers, to advocate for private education,..................

But lately, the guy screening calls to the Crusty Clark show has to cherry pick the calls, dozens and dozens of callers screened to find anyone who agrees with Chicken lips Christy, my friend Brian has been banned from the airwaves, Gordon Campbell gave direct orders to Bill Good and CKNW to keep Brian off the air, Brian scared the hell out of the Government, there was no one at CKNW who could match wits with Brian.

Besides Crusty Clark hating teachers and school boards, Chicken lips Clark is in favour of wealthy Foreign big game trophy hunters flying in helicopters and shooting everything that moves, that`s right folks, Christy Clark believes bears, elk, deer, cougars, wolves and everything else that walks on four legs should be shot and hung on a wall, the exception to that rule was her ex hubby Mark Marrisen, he has but two legs and hasn`t been mounted on a wall, although rumour has it that Mark paid millions to keep from being hung on Christy`s walll of conquests!

So the aging Christy hates teachers, hates public education, believes animals should be shot and hung on a wall, and today Chicken Lips Clark took it one more step, she did a segment advocating that road-side memorials should not be allowed,that`s right friends, Christy wants all memorials gone, removed, outlawed! You know what I`m talking about, the memorials are in many places, little markers with flowers or candles, small reminders that someone`s loved one was killed here so be extra careful, these memorials are at intersections, crosswalks, ditches, lakes, in fact there are 2 memorials that I regularly drive by, one is in Sechelt, two teen-age girls were killed when the car they were driving spun out and was struck by a truck going the opposite direction, it was a freak accident, sort of, these teen-age girls didn`t have the knowledge, it was a couple of years ago, it was sunny and dry for over a month, we had a heavy rainfall, the fact that it hadn`t rained in a month, when the rain struck, the oils that have gathered on the pavement rose to the surface, the girls touched their brakes while travelling through a corner, something they did many many times, but in this case the car went sideways because of the greasy roads and the girls were killed, I like the memorial, it reminds me to be careful while driving, it reminds me to be cognizant of greasy roads after the first rain-fall after a long dry spell, those girls had not yet acquired those skills with driving........

There is another Memorial next to my home, Garden Bay lake, there is a beautiful memorial beside the lake, a picture, flowers, plants, a bench made from one tree, it`s beautiful, it`s sad, the family has to drive by the memorial everyday, I see the mother there all the time crying, teenagers are there every other day saying good-bye to their friend, again it was a new driver who was driving too fast for icy roads, she swerved and drove into the lake, you can see the tire marks, there were two girls in the car, one got out, the other didn`t, the surviving girl couldn`t help her friend, she ran several blocks to an establishment for help, a few minutes later it was too late......She was gone, drowned, drowned in 6 feet of water, .........................

I like the memorial, but I tell you what Cristy Chicken Lips Clark........

If bill Good accidentally mows you down in his convertible luxury car when you are crossing the street, when he splatters you across his windshield, if anyone puts up a candle, or lays flowers near the accident scene, if anyone dares to put up a Christy Clark memorial, I hope the public removes any sign, any tribute, any flowers, candies or stop bullying Pink shirts, I will make sure anything that celebrates your life is removed, we wouldn`t want the public to be reminded of your untimely demise, when your gone Christy, an unmarked grave void of any tribute is in order!

Hey Christy Clark, would you still shoot the bears even if they were wearing Pink Shirts?


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